krissarie: irresponsibleeyouth: The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out. Always
me: yeah, I'm fat, but whatever, it's cool.
other person: omg no you're not
me: no really, I am, and it's cool. I like the way I am.
other person: OMG shut up no you AREN'T stop trying to fish for compliments!!1!
me: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Quand je vois toutes ces filles qui font des...
je-ne-suis-pas-folle-vous-savez: When I see all those girls going on a diet before summer … and me.
squareclocks: I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.
glamour-parade: How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you